An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.
by Theendofdays69 March 03, 2023
A metaphysical, esoteric plain & state of mind, achieved after bendering so hard you hallucinate enough to think are are standing in a stadium watching a game of rugby league.
What the fuck are you talking about man? What seats, what stadium???
Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.
Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.
by threeknees April 13, 2025
Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.
Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.
by Lonick May 14, 2023
A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.
by Ancient Albanian May 24, 2022
A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.
I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!
by Chr0me February 27, 2018
by Sticky-Footy December 08, 2024
by palindrome 7907 January 15, 2024