the middle finger

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...and that folks...is the middle finger

by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

flingin the poon

To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act

of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.

Steve put his best man whore clothes on, to go on a mission of flingin the poon

by AshleyMichelle. April 8, 2015

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.

‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’

by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

The Denim Finger

The act of fingering a girl but on the outside of her jeans while she is wearing them.

*Often used during hardcore make-out sessions and foreplay.

Nix0rz: So Beau how was the movie?
Beau: Amazing, I gave julie the Denim Finger.
Jake: You old sailor you.

by beaucunt December 11, 2006