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The Cock Vicegrip Rule

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.
Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.
by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011
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cleveland corn on the cock

you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob
so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.
by purple people eater July 3, 2008
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The cockadile hunter

the act of skinning any type of snake and then using the snake skin as a condum during intercourse.
i gave that girl the cockadile hunter yesterday.
by mind invasion June 20, 2011
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off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...
by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016
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loves the cock

1. A phrase referring to the infatuation of the male sex organ. More commonly used to tease friends or label a gay man, it can also be used for women.
2. A friendly name to call someone.
1. Wow, that guy just loves the cock.
2. Hey, loves the cock, go get me a beer.
by Giovanni March 22, 2004
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Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"
by DNugz July 16, 2008
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Running off at the cocksucker

A woman who runs off at the mouth...a woman who just won't shut up.
That bitch just keeps running off at the cocksucker.
by angrydragon October 1, 2005
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