Ancient document written over a period of several thousand years mostly by Hebrew peoples. It chronicles the events and travels of the people sometimes with terribly violent results. It also exposes their human errors that most often come with disastrous consequences. There is a great deal of history, especially the book of Daniel which clearly predicts the great kingdoms that would rule over Europe until the fall of the Roman Empire. That book was written several hundred years before the kingdoms existed therefore giving a great deal of credibility to the author. It clearly predicts conditions of the world just before the reign of man is ended. The frequency and severity of storms, earthquakes, wars, and famine are signs that are now too apparent to ignore.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.
The Bible predicts that disasters will be far more frequent toward the end of the earths time.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.
by minddbendder October 30, 2008
Get the [The Bible] mug.Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.
Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
by Stan Kovalev November 6, 2006
Get the the bible belt mug.This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”
“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful
by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021
Get the The Bible of Appa mug.It's often used as a response to something vaguely repulsive or strange.
It's can also be used as an exclamation for "that was a weird sentence you just put into the world"
It's can also be used as an exclamation for "that was a weird sentence you just put into the world"
Some strange being: "hey, you want to look at a compilation of sonic mpreg with me"
Slightly sane individual: "none of those words are in the Bible"
Slightly sane individual: "none of those words are in the Bible"
by Toastwithjam March 16, 2022
Get the none of those words are in the bible mug."I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."
"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"
"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"
by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016
Get the loophole in the bible mug.TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!
by filip98 November 22, 2020
Get the Speaking the bible mug.The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx July 16, 2008
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