phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.

Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.

by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006

Whatching

Watching something that makes you question, "what?"

Person 1: What's up, dude?
Person 2: Just whatching Salad Fingers.

Person: Whatching videos in the weird part of YouTube is great fun.

by llamabeliever August 11, 2014

thatchbag

1) the biggest hunk you'll ever meeet!

2) the best friend someone could ever ask for

she's such a thatchbag!

by haiderooo April 13, 2008

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

twathing

To emit an unpleasant odor.

Guy1: "Dude did some one just fart?"
Guy2: "No Lisbeth is just super nervous for her test she's twathing man."

by stanmaman April 29, 2014

Thotcking

When a thot knocks on ya door usually wanting sex. Thotcking differs from knocking because the thot will grind on the door while knocking

This thot came over to my house last night wanting sex. She was thotcking all night

by Kredddd October 12, 2016

titching

The act of itching your tit

"Jennifer's titching over there"

by Short midget cunt March 24, 2017