textually assaulted

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts

man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

by rockarolla March 10, 2012

textual inuendo

A word or phrase used in a text message that implies something of the sexual nature. This message generally has a double meaning. Thus, if the recipient reacts negatively to the inuendo, the sender will generally claim that the recipient misinterpreted the meaning of the message.

(sent in a text message)
Dick: hey girl my roommate's gone for the weekend. how bout you come over so i can show you my landscaping?

Jane: was that textual inuendo?

Dick: textual inuendo? lol. no way... that is unless you want it to be...

by super adam March 18, 2009

textually nuked

To recieve so many texts that your inbox is filled and you need to delete messages just to recieve even more messages that in turn instantly fill your inbox the second old messages are deleted. All from the same person, usually taking place within a matter of a few minutes.

person one: hey wats up?!
person one: ...
person one: ...
person one: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER?!
person one: ...!!!
person one: do you hate me now?
person one: why are you ignoring meeeeee?!
person one: im sooo boredd.
person one: talllkkkk to meee
person one: why must you not talk to meee
person one: is it because im fat?
person one: all i've had to eat today was a tic-tac, im losing weight i promise
person one: ...
person one: what are you doin?
person one: are you there?
person one: are you even listening to me?
<INBOX FULL>
(all within the space of about 5 minutes)

person two: awww comee onnnnnn
<deletes entire inbox>

person one: (similar reapeats self word for word with a few more "..." texts, some creativly using exlcamation marks throughout)

<INBOX FULL>

(this is when you know you have been textually nuked)

by Cej Alls March 05, 2009

Textual Tension

The phase of a prospective relationship where two people are only talking to each other primarily through text messages and emails, characterized by enjoyable conversation. Textual tension is often followed by actual conversation which brings about new types of awkwardness.

E: Dude, I just totally broke the Textual Tension with Catherine!
G: You met her somewhere?
E: Nah, I just called her.

by Doduare March 30, 2011

Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

Textual Seduction

The act of seducing someone via text message.

John: Hey there sexy
Sally: Why hey there
John: Wanna kick it tonight?
Sally: It's on.

John and Sally engaged in Textual Seduction.

by Nadeen1214 January 09, 2009

Textual Harassment

Part of the stalker's arsenal, textual harassment is the act of using a mobile phone to bombard someone with unsolicited text messages of any nature, though usually social or sexual in nature.

A: "Dude, the chick I railed last weekend won't leave me alone. I'm getting 5 or 6 texts a day from her."

B: "Sounds like textual harassment to me, man. I'm so sorry to hear about that."

by Jay Claytor October 18, 2007