When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
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While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.
Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."
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