Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

by dcs234 May 28, 2006

besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

Testevaned

When you ejaculate on to a plate of mexican food and then proceed to eat it.

The enchiladas had no flavor so I testevaned them.

by Bob and Grant January 3, 2008

Testeroids

(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.

Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.

Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.

Casey: WTFO?

by Casekeibs April 21, 2010

Testeriffic

When the taste of cum is good

Wow, your cum tastes Testeriffic

by TheRabbitCage May 24, 2015

Testero

Testosterone bby

Testero is good

by Tarferhal April 18, 2018

Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 26, 2007