Unusually ugly, with a terrible sense of humor. You hate to make her laugh because the sound that comes out, almost resembles the sound of a dying pig. A Tess is usually extremely annoying and somebody you ignore in public. Tess could also be refereed to as a "Crack head", or "Crack whore". You always know when a Tess is coming because the entire ground shakes, or you may hear the sound of the crane lifting her in because she is too large to go threw the door. She cant fit in any car except for a semi. A Tess is the kind of person you would never want to get stuck in an elevator with. But if you do get on an elevator with her you wouldn't survive, you would be eaten.
by We hate Tess November 28, 2018
Tess is usually a brunette when you first meet her you usually think she is a nice caring human being but when you get to know her you will get into so many fights with her she backstabber all her friends to the point she doesn’t have any you want it stay away from a Tess she is a backstabber selfish and watches anime in bed all day and she is over dramatic
Person 1 : woah Tess is an amazing bff I just met her today
Person 2: stay away from her she will backstab you
Person 1: no she won’t shes not like that
ONE MONTH LATER
Person 1: crying bc of Tess backstabbing her
Person 2: stay away from her she will backstab you
Person 1: no she won’t shes not like that
ONE MONTH LATER
Person 1: crying bc of Tess backstabbing her
by Idkoof August 02, 2019
Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."
Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
by Read On June 23, 2011
by Thine Bread April 22, 2019
Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.
Tess and David are at it again!
by Theresa Galardo February 17, 2012
a Tess D'Urberville is a desolate character. A character deprived of any defining traits other than being unfortunate. It is an attempt from the author to make a character relatable, and only succeeding in making the reader feel sorry
by The Great James Gatz December 02, 2022
Tess Everis is a vendor in Destiny 2
and she keeps fucking making me empty my wallet for an ornament
STOP TAKING MY MONEY BUNGIE
YOU LEFT ACTIVISION ALREADY
and she keeps fucking making me empty my wallet for an ornament
STOP TAKING MY MONEY BUNGIE
YOU LEFT ACTIVISION ALREADY
Tess Everis aka eververse is selling that pink ornament for malfeasense again
its only 1.250 bright dust
also 3.250 bright dust for an emote
its only 1.250 bright dust
also 3.250 bright dust for an emote
by morbinmogus February 14, 2022