terd ferguson

Burt Reynolds alternative identity

alex:burt reynolds
terd:that's not my name
alex:terd ferguson
terd:yeah whadya want

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

by josh April 30, 2003

terd factory

Any human wearing a diaper

"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!"
"Working as a nurse means cleaning the terd factories"

by Andraya September 9, 2008

terd

Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.

Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.

by The Observer May 6, 2003

Terd sandwich

A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.

Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.

"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.

"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.

by Bobbert October 10, 2005

Tero

Tero is a name you can use for someone...

-who is really special.

-who has a big heart.

-who cares for his friends.

-who treats special people so well that it might hurt.

-who is open, honest and trustworthy.

-who is good to talk with.

-who is loads of fun to hang out with.

-whose hug is warm and strong.

-who makes you feel safe.

-who has a great sense of humor.

-who is a precious friend.

"Tero is such a likable guy!"

by vgbnd April 26, 2010

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004