termites

slang for crabs

You gave Taylor termites? grody.

by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003

Twat Termites

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Emotional Termites

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010

thermite uncle

the coolest uncle in the family. He can and will take small children to go and thermite engine blocks together( with or without parental permission). Similar to the vodka aunt and weed cousin

man billy's such a Thermite Uncle! He always takes nephew jimmy to thermite engine blockS!

by giggle fart extraordinare March 9, 2020

Anal thermite

A medicinal practice used by the native people of scunthorpe ,it involves clearing ones anal cavity with the use of a bunsen burner that is inserted up ones rectum

Man1 : I've been suffering from horrid constipation

Man2 : have you tried anal thermite ? It worked a treat for my wife

Man1 : no I haven't ,but now you mentioned it I might give it a go

by Rksproductions May 8, 2020

termited

When you get terminated by a termite.

Those termites at Google decided to get my channel termited.

by FlashlightMemelord March 4, 2017

semi-termie

a more affectionate way of referring to a person who has been diagnosed with a disease that could be terminal

I'm visiting a guy in hospital tomorrow, he's a semi-termie

don't visit terminal patients, they're so depressing. The semi-termies are much more upbeat!

by tribol phears July 29, 2009