Temporal tribalism

The naïve feeling of superiority of living right now - thinking people in the past were blind to 'obvious' things.

'Jeez, how could they be so blind about that guy Adolf? It was obvious he was evil. I can't even imagine how stupid people were back then, to even vote for him...'

'I think you are suffering from a bit of temporal tribalism there Mark.'

by hallman.eth December 17, 2021

Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

Kav Temperley

The lyricist, bassist and front man of the Western Australian band eskimo joe. His name, which he chose himself when he was 7 years old means 'poet of truth'.

There are no better lyrics than those written by Kav Temperley.

by Superduper291 January 31, 2009

room temperature

a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.

Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature

by Mytheonix April 22, 2023

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

The George Foreman Temperature

When you are cooking/washing the dishes and you feel a very extreme temperate .

Sam: (cooking; accidentally slaps hand into stove fire)
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

culturo-temporal

culture in relation to time.

if everyone followed the norm there would be a culturo-temporal deadlock

by Alexander D'Arata-Newby August 29, 2003