piped telly

Irish slang for cable television.

We just got piped telly in our gaff.

by kfly September 5, 2008

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

get a telly

Getting a hotel room

Yo dawg I’m about to go get a Telly

by Dawgslang June 17, 2020

council telly

Any non-satelite, non cable TV station that is free-to-air.

"Have you seen the latest episode of the exciting TV serial Lost"
"no, I'll have to wait until it comes on the council telly"

by Sean McB October 13, 2007

The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald

P-Phat loves the Telly Savalas!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Speed Telly Bridge

A bridging method in Minecraft that makes you never go outside in your shitty Minecraft based life.

Coolypoopy: Omg hes speed telly bridge-ing towards us!
Ffelle7: Leave the game or gae.

by coolypoopy February 16, 2022

Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.

Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?

by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009