A teeny bopper is a wannabe, a poser, a 6-7th grade slut whore. She's a prep one day then punk/rock the next. She says she has 20 boyfriends when they're all made up. The only real one is the 45 year old guy she talks and brags to online after school. She wears 10 inches of orange foundation she thinks makes her tan. She gets in trouble at school for her shirts sized (14 months). Fails at everything she tries. Isn't talented.
Someone who likes Johnny Depp only because of POTC or Billie Joe only because of American Idiot.
Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"
Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"
by Dallas Rose May 22, 2005
someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte
this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"
pisses me off
pisses me off
by sam November 24, 2003
Some retarded little girl who is musically obsessed with talentless people in the music industry that only appeal to their own girly interests in male dicks. These supplying artists also tend to be idiots hogging up the T.V. where valuable cartoons and actual teenage actors used to perform on. The teeny boppers are destroying the music industry by constantly supplying industries like the now notorious Disney Corporation, or Shinra Corporation (for those of you who get the reference).
Teeny Bopper: OMFG IT's THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN BIEBER, etc. etc.
Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.
Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.
by The Future of Pop May 23, 2010
A girl obsessed with pop culture, gossip and throwing up in bathrooms after meals in an attempt to fit in, act more mature or be cooler. This is often an attempt to overcompensate for other insecurities. They are also attention whores. Teeny Boppers are usually 10-16 years of age, or are college students with the mentality of a 10-16 year old.
If they are 18+ teeny boppers, they usually have no direction in life other then “I am an aspiring actress/dancer” while working as a hooters waitress and getting drunk on weekends. By the time they are 30, they usually have 8 out of style tattoos, 3 kids from 20 fathers, 50 extra pounds (if not more), and shoot heroin. They are often slaves to their hormones and emotions. They are incredibly friendly and fun loving one minute, then turn psycho and obsessive the next.
If they are 18+ teeny boppers, they usually have no direction in life other then “I am an aspiring actress/dancer” while working as a hooters waitress and getting drunk on weekends. By the time they are 30, they usually have 8 out of style tattoos, 3 kids from 20 fathers, 50 extra pounds (if not more), and shoot heroin. They are often slaves to their hormones and emotions. They are incredibly friendly and fun loving one minute, then turn psycho and obsessive the next.
Last night at the club, I took home a teeny bopper chick. Dude, they are so easy but wont shut the fuck up.
by Xeal March 17, 2005
one of those people (usually teenage girls) who get all giggly and stupid anytime they are near someone even a tiny bit famous. at shows, they are usually the ones asking for the band's autograph, even if it's a high school band that only about 4 people have ever heard of.
"OMG!! i like can't believe I'm like talking to a guy that's like in a band!!! I like just can't stop like giggling!"
by i'm sorry but I hate you.. January 27, 2005
teenage girls between the ages of 12 and 17 who are basically cookie-cutter girls who wear the same things of every other girl you see. they always are wearing girly-girl clothes and they constantly giggle, gossip, and talk on their cellphones. they talk like this: "like, OMG, and he, like, said he wants to take me to the dance, and like, omg, and--" they hit another car while they are talking on their cell phone and blame it on the other driver. They usually drive a nice 'tricked out' car that their boyfiend spent all his money on or if they drive a fucked up car, it's got all kinds of trinkets inside of it like things hanging from the mirror and a steering wheel cover. they drive like they are the only drivers on the road adn act like nothing is their fault when everything is their fault and they cry when they get pulled over for speeding while cellphone chatting.
I was driving home from work and the highh school was letting out and i was passing by it and these 4 teeny boppers strut out into the street in front of my car without even looking both ways and i have to slam on the brakes to not hit them. I angrily honk at them and they, chatting on their cell phones, just keep walking in their baby phat and adidas clothes like they don't even see me and they roll their eyes at me, give me the finger, and shout at me like, "omg, shut up, bitch, i'm on my phone, can you, like, not see that?"
if there were no cops around, that teenie beenie bitch would've been afraid to step out into the street again.
if there were no cops around, that teenie beenie bitch would've been afraid to step out into the street again.
by Deutsch Thespian January 18, 2008
stupid little preteens or 13 year olds walking round like little tarts in slutty clothes thinkin dey all dat.
by Babygal November 11, 2003