Teeterturnt

Off your rocker. Acting absolutely out of character than usual due to external forces/situations; crooked (neutral).

“This math has me teeterturnt!”
“I wish I could stop thinking about this girl…she’s got me acting teeterturnt!!”

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018

Zachary Gray Teeter

Zachary Teeter is a man who doesn’t leave any woman to the rest of us, his rizz is unstoppable, his third leg sweeps the ground as he walks. He has known to be called Adolph Rizzler.

Yo he’s a regular Zachary Gray Teeter.

by The rizzered July 8, 2023

Tennessee Teeter Totter

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female

bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.

by Dmizzle January 10, 2009

Shady teenser

Somone who resembles shady jeff

(former member of hollywood undead)
and is also a teenser,
meaning the highest of all insults

Person 1: Somone with a mustache or dumb haircut
Person 2: Somone being under the douche bag influence
Person 3: somone who is a plan and outwright Shady teenser
Person 4: Somone who thinks they are a Hollywood Undead when they really know nothing about them

by shadyssuck September 9, 2009

teeter bug

a male's sex instrument

Don't let no one stick their teeter bug in your tooty.

by Gkidz April 26, 2010

180 Teeter Totter

A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"

"Dude, I totally gave my girl a 180 teeter totter last night." "Dude, that's gay"

by NevaM November 15, 2009