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techspeak

The uniterpretable techspeak was seemingly unintelligible
by Hercolena Oliver August 4, 2009
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techshightin

To talk an unending steam to randomly selected technical word to convince those around you that you are a technical guru.
F****g hell the support team are techshighting again.
by Andy Brown March 14, 2003
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Techspam

Loads of techy jargon that only one or two people in/on a channel/chatroom/forum understand.

I just made it up as I felt we needed something to define this.
IRC extract, understandable, but it's pretty techy and there was lots more.

<XXXXX> so do I do truffserv1,2,3,4 for the first ip?

<XXXXX> first box*

<*****> and all the games are visible from each address, or different games on different addresses?

<XXXXX> different games on different addressess

<*****> depends how the games are set up. i.e. if they are bound to seperate addresses..

<*****> right

<*****> so you need to make an actual name for each IP address, then aliases for each game, pointing to the name that points to the IP address.

<XXXXX> ok

<-- ###### has quit (Ping timeout)

<*****> you *can* point each gamename to an IP address, but should the IP address need to be changed, you will have more work on your hands.

<*****> as /all/ hostname/IP pairs will need to be changed, rather than leaving the cnames and just changing the real ones.
by Jim April 16, 2004
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Techsploitation

When IT engineers are paid to one job but IT management get them to do several other jobs at the same time but not pay them the market rate for doing so.
That's Techsploitation!
by takesitupthetradesmens June 25, 2010
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Techy Dubstep

Seriously mashed up dubstep with heavy beats driven hard into your ears usually with some epicly loud speakers .
The nightclub last night nearly blew the speakers playing some seriously techy dubstep.
by DubstepTech. October 26, 2011
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Techassacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.
Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.
by saresare93 November 14, 2011
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techasidus

When you would rather drink to the hole.then deal with these assholes...
Dude was a nice burial. Ya i know he totally died from techasidus..
by techologist...psy September 14, 2016
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