Grapefruit Technique

Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.

when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.

by lil bo pussy June 16, 2018

immortal technique

The best lyracist alive today and possibly ever. Not a single song boring or meaningless.
Best songs:
Point of no return
Causes of death
Dancining with the devil
Freedom of Speech
Audio technician
(Fuck it thers 2 albums an every song is intense)

"The evolution of the world bloody and dramatic
Human beings killing monkeys to conquer the planet,
The Kingdoms of Africa and Missopatania
Machine Gun your Body with depleted uranium
This is the age of microchips and titanium
The dark side of the moon and contact with aliens"
*Point of no return ~Immortal Technique

"You swallow propoganda like a birth control pill
selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me coz im leaving the past
like an abused wife with the kids leaving your ass
like a drug addict clean and sober leavin the stash
Unbreakable technique leaving the plane crash".
*Leaving the past

by Tezza07 December 12, 2008

THE TECHNIQUE

part 1 thumb in twist slap grab slap slap slice dice twice pound cream
part 2 to win the race cum on the face
part 3 suck the feet then beat the meat
part 4 then repeat
part 5 let her ride then cum inside

part 6 eat that pussy and then that bussy
part 7 she likes it rough with them handcuffs

part 8 she will must for this penis crust
part 9 make her squirt then eat it for dessert

part 10 shit on the chest and then motorboat that breast

YO JOE I did the technique on Britney last night however, Xander had to join in for part 6.

by mrpoggersman November 16, 2021

immortal technique

half black, half latino underground hip-hop hero.one of THE SICKEST rappers n lyricists alive today. he will tear you up in a freestyle battle or to voice his opinions on politics and the problems in the world. all of his songs have meaning. see example.

from "the point of no return"

"this is the point from which i can never return,
and if i back down now, then forever ill burn,
this is the point from which i can never retreat
coz if i turn back now there can never be peace,
this is the point from which, i will die or succeed
livin the struggle, i know im alive wen i bleed,
from now on, it can never be the same as before,
coz the place that im from duznt exist anymore."

by Byron_C September 18, 2005

Techmique

A SUPER GAMER! Dominates in Minecraft and is overall a beast in all games. He is mainly known for his cluches.

Person 1: Have you seen that guy, he is so good at video games and he always cluches the game.
Person 2: Yeah his a real Techmique.

by Techmique June 3, 2020

Campfire technique

When you rub both of your hands back and forth on your dick like making a campfire, works best while watching pornhub.

I used the campfire technique.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

by mu ying October 4, 2020