Tallahasee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.

I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahasee Tallboy.

by Nate lowry April 29, 2015

Tallahassee

A boring town that is small enough to be boring but big enough to have gangs and ghettos. There are too many rednecks and thugz. There are a couple famous people from Tallahassee, like NFL first round draft picks Antonio Cromartie and Ernie Sims, and rapper T-Pain. On Lost, somebady said "I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!" Dont come here it sucks

"I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!"

by johnnizzle April 27, 2007

Tallahassee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.

I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahassee Tallboy.

by Nate lowry May 5, 2015

tallahassee twinkie

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.

I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.

by Paullyboi June 4, 2016

tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry

Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.

by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017

Tallahassee Slut Water

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water

What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

by Dirly Girly June 25, 2017

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020