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Tapping Cotton

To begin to defecate while still fully clothed, but holding it in enough so that the shit is not ejected, thereby causing the end of the shit to tap your cotton underwear.

Similar to "Dot Cotton"
"Man I gotta find a bathroom fast. I'm already tapping cotton"
by SamLowry November 9, 2004
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tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.
by joel April 10, 2006
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tapping the aquarium

Advising a terrible poker player how to play better. Also known as "Waking the fish"
Somebody be kind and start tapping the aquarium before he loses the rent money.
by Bill gronos June 27, 2006
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tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.
"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse
by EJQ November 6, 2010
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Tapping 🅿️

When one is pounding that juicy 🅿️ussy
Man did you see Jamie he was Tapping 🅿️
by The 🅿️ Tapper February 10, 2022
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5 - 0 tapping in

Police officers tapping into phone calls, to get evidence of illegal activity, due to suspicious activity
5 - 0 Tapping in, gone fishing for 3 months
*Cops be listening, gonna lay low for a few months*
by Skookiz April 26, 2019
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Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.
Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.
by Zach50 January 28, 2020
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