Most bravest, smartest bitch you’ll ever meet in your life. She’s not afraid of no body because her mother raised her right…
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
Get the hammer tanked mug.Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.
I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.
by ralfg33k June 21, 2008
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Annoying stan twitter account: OH HAHA BTS AND BILLIE TANKED
Bts: *getting 112 million views on butter within 24 hours of it's release*
Billie: "getting 7 grammys at 19*
Bts: *getting 112 million views on butter within 24 hours of it's release*
Billie: "getting 7 grammys at 19*
by uarefads May 24, 2021
Get the Tanked mug.beyond obliterated, just before the point of alcohol poisoning. More than buzzed, drunk, trashed, obliterated. see tanked for an understatement.
by Ashleigh9169 January 29, 2008
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