chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013

Pop's telephone

Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.

Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.

by TheMadScientist81 May 28, 2019

telephones

A plural code name for African Americans. Used in place of the word nigers. Telephones are often very loud, and always seem to be "ringing" or to be overly enthusiastic. This term is most often used so when saying it, African Americans will not know what you are talking about.

Nick: "Yo check out those niggers over there making all that noise."
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"

by JoBanna239 September 21, 2009

telephone actress

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

by LiL MiSS D September 8, 2007

telephone tough-guy

A person who talks big shit on the telephone but IRL is a huge pussy.

Unknown: "You're a bitch, you couldn't whip shit."
Jim: "What are you, some sort of telephone tough-guy?? Give me your address and I'll come kick your ass"
Unknown: *click*

by benguild August 28, 2014

Mexican Telephone

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

telephone

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005