by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016
Get the taiwanese sand blaster mug.When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x
by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018
Get the Taiwanese Lobster mug.a person that is a chinese with genetic mutations because they are like birds and they are a-holes because they ARE chinese and you can't change that fact by saying you are taiwanese, most people that imigrated to the island are forced to go by anti"communists". The chinese government had changed during the years and is still communist, just not the way you think it is. Just like the American government is not purely a Democratic one because that will not work
Taiwanese: mf fuck you I'm not chinese bc I totally hate communist and I am superior to them because china had a bad history and became super poor
by the fuuuuu August 21, 2019
Get the Taiwanese mug.When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019
Get the taiwanese lawn mower mug.The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021
Get the Taiwanese Ping Pong mug.A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
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