Tallahassee Trap Door

A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!

How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!

by Bledsoe July 8, 2011

tallahassee twist

An unspeakable oral sex maneuver that is illegal in 14 states and regions of Cuba. Rumored that JFK was assassignated for performing such act.

The Tallahassee Twist, the only twist that is harder than a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

by AC SlayinPussy January 25, 2017

talah

Talah is the most amazing person a guy can ask for.She is beautiful and she will spend time with you.You will really enjoy it.Shes caring and smart.She will waste time to be with you.Talah is the best person anyone can ask for.So if your a guy and your finding a girl Talah is the best person for you.

Talah is the best person a guy can ask for.

by Basketball__101 July 12, 2017

tallahassee mudslide

The act of unleashing diarrhea down a partner's chest while suspended over their head, preferably on monkey bars.

Lets go to Taco Bell before bed so I can give you a Tallahassee mudslide.

by Jose guava October 19, 2013

Tallahassee Tugboat

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011

Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.

Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel

by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012

Talah

Talah is a very beautiful and exotic one of a kind unique person who loves to cuddle and go on fun adventures.

I love hanging out with Talah she is always a fun time.

by anonymous February 25, 2021