sneeze hole

when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.

My ass just sneezed all over the toilet. Russ is acting like a sneeze hole today.

by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012

Smeezer

Someone who is very sus named Sean

That guy sean is smeezer.

by Dswright09 May 25, 2023

Air Sneeze

A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
The difference between an air sneeze and a regular snotty sneeze can mainly be told by the sound. Air sneezes sound either like an off-key trumpet blare or someone shouting very loudly into a styrofoam cup. A normal sneeze sounds like someone blowing a raspberry through their nose.

"Ew! Don't touch the remote! You just sneezed into your hand!"
"It was an air sneeze!"

by STMan. April 22, 2007

fat skeeze

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.

paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze

by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

thumb sneeze

The action of one's thumb striking a touch screen device in rapid succession involuntarily.

I was going for a Large Straight in Yahtzee and my thumb sneeze made me roll again! My thumb sneeze caused me to take a lousy Chance!

by Jacksaw1991 August 9, 2016

Sleeze

A person with low moral standards, often very promiscuous.

Callum Crawford is giant a sleeze.

by Mmills December 2, 2009

mac and steeze

A dish contrived of elbow macaroni, cheddar cheese. Said to give the consumer a considerable amount style, ease, and overall sexuality.

Mike: chall do homie?

Greg: Oh son you know I be eating that fresh mac and steeze.

Mike: chall gat that steeze on lock-down boy!!!

by crazycyrax February 24, 2009