The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!
Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!
Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.
Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)
Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)
Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.
Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!
Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.
Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)
Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)
Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.
Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011
Get the Swampy Sneakmug. by TheEggUnderling February 13, 2024
Get the Wampy Swampymug. by JADiS_213 June 27, 2023
Get the swampy cuppamug. Can be used as a noun, adjective, or a verb meaning reckless off vibes, lit, possibly drunk/high, eager to do R rated things with your crush, or all of the above
“What kind of vibes are you going with to the party”
“Mannnn… I’m tryna be swampy fr- It’s going to be a night to remember.”
“Mannnn… I’m tryna be swampy fr- It’s going to be a night to remember.”
by qtxiiphrases September 9, 2023
Get the Swampymug. by DENISE FOUST March 3, 2017
Get the swampy kooterbearmug. This describes a homosexual act between two men, where the receiving partner has a sweaty ass, to the point that lube actually wasn't necessary, but lube was applied anyways, making for an extra slick experience.
Jim had already lubed up Bruce's asshole, but his bad case of swamp-ass made for an extra slick swampy.
by Swamp pee July 20, 2025
Get the Slick swampymug. When an "original" and/or "seasoned" swamp donkey has reached a high level of experience, they graduate from intercourse with anyone for a hit to only sleeping with married men. Usually only their "friends" husbands making them a high class swampy
Did you hear about Dana? She got caught in bed with Jennifer's husband... again! Guess that means she's a high class swampy now
by All Laced Up* September 26, 2021
Get the high class swampymug.