A miss interpretation/ Miss hearing of "Swagger Jacker".
Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".
The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ Shit, Etc....
"Yagetme"?
If they spent more time listening and less time chatting shit they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.
Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.
Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".
The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ Shit, Etc....
"Yagetme"?
If they spent more time listening and less time chatting shit they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.
Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.
MISS INTERPRETATION: "Hnnnggggg, huh huh. check u owt lookina me cos im sumfink u wansa be me u is a pure swagger Jagger. get ya own shit".
CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".
"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".
CORRECTION:
"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".
"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".
by Miss Poppins UK July 3, 2011
Get the Swagger Jagger mug.This occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had sex that you have probably overheard, and he does the "Sex Swagger" outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. By the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.
I was just dropping off to sleep last night when I heard Dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after Dyl doing the sex swagger. What a git.
DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!
DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!
by MeanieDriver January 25, 2011
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Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
Get the Stagger Lee mug.1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.
2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.
3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions
2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.
3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions
Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!
Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.
Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.
by 2buck August 18, 2011
Get the swagger jockey mug.Ben noticed that Rob had the brown swagger when we were at the bar last night, and he was right because Rob took a huge nasty shit when we got home.
by tgriff79 January 20, 2008
Get the brown swagger mug.A word used to describe the act of a prostitute receiving triple penetration during group sex. Common phrase used in Gypsy/Traveler culture.
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get ya, get ya, game on
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get ya, get ya, game on
by Cher L July 5, 2011
Get the Swagger Jagger mug.the Jagger Swagger is the confident, cocky, attitude - stoked air and persona that Mick Jagger emits when he struts his butt on the walkway and flicks his hands in the air. Then he shakes his toosh out for the pleasure of the audience. He does this several times during a Rolling Stones concert. He oozes of the feel of rebellious air and sneering 'tude. Of course he adds to it by snarling most of his vocals. All these qualities have led some critics to label it all being conceited, but these traits have made Mick a major influence and inspiration to countless rock-n-rollers.
Michael Hutchence ("Hutch") of INXS certainly has the Jagger Swagger. He's often compared to Jim Morrison of the Doors but his voice has some Jaggeresque inflections and he shows some Mick Jagger influence in his aura and performing style as well. I never got to see INXS live in concert (unfortunately) but I have seen them on TV and Michael clearly had been studying some of Mick's stage antics, style and attitude. Of course, even though INXS is often classified as a "New Wave" band, there's a strong Stonesy element in their rock-n-roll. I have seen the Stones live in concert and the powerful imprints that they have made on many, many bands (including INXS) was very apparent that night in sound and live image (the Jagger Swagger and many other influences). Michael, we miss you and we need you more now than ever. RIP dude.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 1, 2008
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