cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

sustainance

That which keeps something in existence. (The similar word "sustenance" usually means food.)

The large numbers of high income people who were covered by corporate and government health insurance contributed to the sustainance of the outmoded health insurance system.

by PhoenixFirebird January 26, 2010

Shit Stained Balls

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.

Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..

by JxHAWK July 28, 2014

Sustainable

putting a warm beer in the fridge every time you take a cold one out

recycling the beer can is sustainable too

by sonofabun August 31, 2015

cum-stained

cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.

I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Sustainability Punk

A person who group committed to real environmental and social change. They are often found on the fringe of the movement pushing the mainstream deeper into action over words.

The Sustainability Punk started a business establishing social good over corporate profit.

by nobones January 3, 2010

Stained the curtains

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

by AOA :] June 23, 2019