nerd spurs

A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cowboy spurs. Also works for janitors or people that wear keyrings attached to their belts.

You could always tell the IT manager was coming from the sound of his nerd spurs.

by PythonIA May 16, 2009

Spurious

1. Not genuine, real, or true; bogus, sham, or counterfeit.

2. Of illegitimate birth.

3. Not from the claimed, pretended, or proper source.

1. The spurious Big Brother Canada Season 2 edit of "Sabraina".

2. The spurious - and belatedly materialized - BB Canada House Guest: Allison.

3. Every single spurious vomited word from the perpetually-engorged mouth of Big Brother Canada’s Sabrina.

by Pseudonympoodonym May 19, 2014

spurt

getting so excited in pants(usually a male) that you ejaculate.

JOhnny was about to spurt when he saw Gina walk around the corner in that skirt.

by beaner skater April 30, 2006

Young Spur

known tae chase anycunt n everycunt

Young spur wur running a mock

by Rys#1 February 18, 2021

Spuren

Male organ; commonly used during sexual intercourse for the ultimate goal of reproduction. Identical in nature to the Cocken.

ooooo mein spuren, it says ja! NB: This phrase is to be spoken with a poorly immitated german accent. To be promptly followed by a plethora of German-sounding jibberish. Example: "AHHH SHIT JAAA!" or, "oooo meinen Ahhhen"

by Guido Sanduce September 13, 2006

Spurmptekker

1. Noun, a streamer who is making you question your spurmp

Guy: I think Danny is my spurmptekker.
Guy 2: You gotta fight it man.

by FirePie September 8, 2018

spurl

The act of rolling marijuana into a 'white rice paper' very tightly with keen perfection.

"Max, go on and spurl that fool!"

by max June 14, 2004