spoot

a slang term for passing gas out of the buttox. Its original use was by a frenchman commenting on an awful smell.

dont spoot, go outside to spoot, who spooted.

by hujubuj October 28, 2008

spoot

An exclaimation of disappointment or excitement

Spoot! I wanted to do that!

by GenEX June 19, 2003

spoot

another term to describe semen

i spooted on you last night.

by derek May 13, 2005

spoot

a descriptive term for the amount of ejaculate that is blown after previuosly having had a (generally male) orgasm.

i had a wank but wasn't satisfied. on round 2 i just went SPOOT!

by neologising punk July 15, 2009

Spoot

Spoot the little bit of poo that always comes out after anal sex. Onomatapoeiacly named by the sound it makes as yit “Spoots” out after you pull out.

Can also be used as an insult to describe people

Panting after hard anal sex-“aww balls,you just spooted”

Insult-“Youre some fucking spoot”
“That stuid fucker is just a spoot”

by IrishGooch June 8, 2018

Spoot

A toot that spits. A wet fart that leaves a residue on, but not limited to clothing.

Was that a spoot or just a toot?; Uh oh! I just spooted.; A mother complained to her child that he should wipe his ass after he took a shit. She was tired of cleaning the spoot from his underwear when she did his laundry.

by John E. Petersen December 3, 2007

Spoot spoot

The type of person who is often described as a huge nerd. Usually seen reading fanfiction, and spending their days sleeping.

Guy 1: hey did you hear about that girl Hooton? Her arts really amazing!
Guy 2: yeah, but she’s such a Spoot spoot!

by SpookyTea April 14, 2019