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smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
by yellowboy February 12, 2004
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smugmercial

A commercial that doesn't advertise anything specific but insults your intelligence. Usually has an actor or spokesperson talking up a product or industry that has earned a bad name.
Those "corn sugar" ads are such smugmercials.
by joeyjojoshabadoosr June 4, 2011
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Snack smuggling

The act of sneaking in snacks (like in your pocket, coat, or a purse) (usually packaged candy) to a place that already sells snacks and candy and which either frowns upon or forbids people from bringing their own (since they want to sell you their usually very overpriced snacks).
Person 1: Hey I got each of us a bag of M&Ms from the theater snack counter, it set me back 8$ though.

Person 2: 8$?! Man you need to start snack smuggling, you would have saved 6$.
by Forever Artist March 30, 2008
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grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
by Jamie W February 24, 2004
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Smug face

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Arrgh, seriously, could you stop doing that weird expression with your face and tell me !? Seriously, stop acting so superior, If you know the definition of "smug face" just tell me! Argh, you're so annoying!
by xDaizu April 26, 2016
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bum smuggler

Long sweaters worn by obese womean to hide the actual size of their ass.

A woman who hides her true obesity by wearing long sweaters draped over her fat ass.
Alice wore a bum smuggler on her date to hide her big ass.

That girl has a fine face, but I think she is a bum smuggler.
by cheeks1128 February 5, 2010
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Prune Smuggler

A younger man who is banging, or trying to bang older women. For example, a 24 year old who's screwing, or trying to screw a 60+ year old.
Chuck: Dave, I saw you car at Rose's house last night. WTF?

Dave: Huh, Nothin'. I was helping her with her computer.

Chuck: Bullshit, you Prune Smuggler... did she take her teeth out first?

Dave: <silence>
by -Kley- December 7, 2010
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