Sumon

It's my name

My name is Sumon

by anonymous November 23, 2021

3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning

At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.

hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die

by John f Deliberate March 9, 2019

Simonized

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

sumoiwuo

A sexy as dude with a dick the size of a chair leg and is handsome and gets all the pen stars

Hey Sumoiwuo

by Sumoiwuo May 18, 2018

dino spumoni

A slang term for dinosaur semen, its not as tasty as you might think :( The problem with dinsoaur spumoni is that only the Italian dinosaurs had it, leaving all the other dinosaurs impotent.

Jeeze Frank, you've got dino spumoni all over your hair... your head might be pregnant with littlefoot's brother.

by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006

Sumonomous

1. Synonymous to synonymous but larger and therefore significantly more awesome. Can be used randomly to describe events or situations that are similar. It can also be used sardonically when they aren't necessarily identical or even related.
2. Any person, place, thing or idea that is AS BIG AS A SUMO (wrestler)

That was gross last night.

Yeah I hate it it when Sally whore's herself out like that.
What? I was talking about when that dude puked everywhere!
Oh right. I guess the two are pretty sumonomous.

by MikaelBlade March 24, 2010

Simonious

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.

I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.

by Qrut February 4, 2021