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You can't spell success without the succ.

And frankly, I don't see you getting either.
You don't know the real definition of success until you have received the succ.
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Succubus

The succubus is a soul eating beast that presently resides on coastal British Columbia. The true image of the succubus is unknown to all but few, but it commonly takes on the image of a girl with hair as fiery as the sun, and thighs the size of tractor trailers. The succubus is known to destroy the lives and hearts of many male companions who consider themselves close to her. Through her fierce deception, she causes them to defy reason and obey only her will. It is at this point where she deals the final blow, causing the men to lose all control over themselves until they cut her off, leaving her to search for new prey. Eventually if it goes on too long the succubus can retrieve a man's soul in a form similar to the dementors in Harry Potter

Over time people have started to use the term 'succubus' to define a girl who uses a man, treats him badly, and makes it difficult for him to get rid of her.
Example One

Guy 1 - "bro, you've gotta get rid of that girl, she is such a succubus"
Guy 2 - "yeah man I know, I dont know what it is, I just can't do it"

Example Two

Guy 1 - "dude, I'm so glad you got rid of that succubus"
Guy 2 - "yeah man, me too"
by Radon Randell December 3, 2010
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Succubus Syndrome

The sexual attraction towards a person or thing based on how deadly or dangerous it is.
Geek Guy 1: Dude I think I got Succubus Syndrome, cause that cosplay demon chick is turning me on.

Geek Guy 2: You sure it's not just cause she's barely wearing any clothes?
by Karrodead Raven July 25, 2012
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SUCCUBUS

A deceitful con artist female whom trolls for legit men to take care of her finacially . while she lives a second life behind his back..as a crack house whore cant get enough crack or dick..and drains the legit man dry leaving a husk finacially ..emotionally..when he finds out the relationship was a scam from jump.
Man stand clear of that bitch she is nothing but a crack hoe succubus..she ll play legit to your face but when your back us turned she be running to the crack house to get her fix of crack and black dick.and when you find out her true heart you be a broken mess
by Crackedupcracker March 10, 2017
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succubus

A female who steals people away, keeping them in an unexplainable trance-like mood (usually stolen through a sexual act). A succubus (singular) usually preys on single men, generally your best friend or close family member (incubus). Trying to regain your status with your friend/family member is very difficult, and once the sexual acts begin, your chances of redemption have almost dissipated. Openly expressing discontent towards said succubus will only empower it, causing it to increase its efforts with your friend/family member. At this point, you have a better chance of surviving a nuclear blast than defeating the succubus. The best chance for defeating it, is if it somehow makes a mistake, insulting and dishonoring the incubus. Only if the incubus has morals, and a will stronger than its literal/metaphorical erection, will he stand a chance for surviving. If the succubus is not defeated, death is a certainty, whether you never see the incubus in it's original state of mind again, or it literally has the life drained out of it due to prolonged exposure to the succubus. Other tools of the succubi are lies, or extreme sexual dominance for the purposes of demeaning the incubus and overpowering him.
A male making a new female friend, who then ends up spending all of his time with her and abandoning his friends and family. "That succubus stole our friend."
by mrTea88 October 26, 2012
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Successful Poo

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011
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Succubash

A succubus that indulges in succutash often. May be a tub of lard or have a terrible odor of fish.
My friend Nathaniel Russell is a major succubash. He caught an allegation with Sam Ekert and munched on green bean succutash.
by eggyolk08 June 9, 2023
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