stubby

short & fat

“you know john?”
“john who ?”

“the stubby one”
“oh yeaaahhh. i know john”

by sugar sugar December 18, 2018

Stubby Town

Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.

Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”

by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023

Stubby Ratchet

When your short stubby friend is actin ratchet.
Originating from Rochester NY made relevant and popular by local tattooed women on Monroe Ave.

Hey Christine you’re now in my phone as “stubby ratchet”

by Rochester December 4, 2023

stubby buddies

Short stubby fingers and toes. Commonly found on short chunky people.

Bro she had a hard time grippin' that jawn, she got stubby buddies.

by Big Kens August 28, 2022

Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.

He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.

by Frellcon July 20, 2025

Stubby

When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.

Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."

by safflol2 August 6, 2024

Stubby

Money, particularly your paycheck stub.

Hey Jim give me some stubby.

I can't wait until the boss pays me the stubby.

by nuclear hobo March 30, 2024