Stubby Ratchet

When your short stubby friend is actin ratchet.
Originating from Rochester NY made relevant and popular by local tattooed women on Monroe Ave.

Hey Christine you’re now in my phone as “stubby ratchet”

by Rochester December 4, 2023

stubby thick

when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end

“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”

by stubbthicc April 22, 2018

Stubby

Money, particularly your paycheck stub.

Hey Jim give me some stubby.

I can't wait until the boss pays me the stubby.

by nuclear hobo March 30, 2024

Stubby Town

Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.

Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”

by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

Stubby

The act or process of walking like a disabled turtle who may or not have at least one or two mental disorders.

Friend 1: "Look at him, he's walking so stubby right now!"
Friend 2: "That poor thing."

by enieneneinneienie October 1, 2021

Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.

He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.

by Frellcon July 20, 2025