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strumpelstiltskin

If there's an ugly strumpet around a party and you don't know her name, she shall be referred to as Strumpelstiltsken.
Dave- Who is that ugly strumpet over there? She's gross.
John- Looks like another strumpelstiltskin to me.
by andwally July 25, 2011
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strumus

Strumus is the name used to describe one of the best football teams known to man. AFC Strumus is the full name of the great team.
Can you believe Strumus have won again?
by Strumus September 4, 2023
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Trump Strumpet

N.) Trump Strumpet

1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.

A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.

2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.

3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Media Strumpet

Someone who always knows where the TV cameras or other media devices are at all times and always makes sure they are noticed by them. Examples would be celebrities, politicians or sports figures. that have nothing of importance to say, but always make sure they wind up on-camera as often as they can. An individual of former importance that panders to the camera or other media devices to make sure they are seen despite their irrelevance today. Synonym: Attention Strumpet

The term strumpet originally meant a female prostitute, or a lady of "questionable" character. Media or Attention Strumpet includes members of both sexes who crave media attention
"The former vice-presidential candidate continues to inanely talk about things (s)he knows nothing of. (S)he is nothing but an attention strumpet."

" That football player is a giant media strumpet. He knows where the cameras are at all times and makes sure he is noticed by them. "
by Jerold in Citrus Park February 6, 2020
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strumpet

According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
by He Hate Me October 25, 2006
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stumpskank

A skank with a stump limb.
Heather Mills is a stumpskank.
by Hector Remarkable October 1, 2008
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strump

1) The verb form of "strumpet". To be used when one is acting/appearing like a strumpet, seducing someone, etc.

2) Could be used more precisely when strutting like a strumpet. Strut + strumpet = strump.
1) Gee, Jane, you're really strumping it up today with the lingerie and ten Spanish lovers. Awesome!
or
Jane: My my, Marcos, you look mighty fine today! I just want to strump you! Marcos: Awesome!

2) I was just strumping into a building and managed to capture the eye of a certain fellow on my way in. He was a drunk, heavy smoker, and big enough to liquify my bones with a hug. Awesome!
by Ruffles_and_bows January 14, 2011
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