Scromote

To take a large shit on one's face.

Ah dude, this guy was pissing me off hardcore, so I showed him how I scromote guys who piss me off!

by KONGMAN September 16, 2010

Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014

stomach the idea

to tolerate doing something

Jenny couldn't really stomach the idea of moving to a big city, so she turned the job down.

by CansuHoca July 12, 2016

Freddie Stroma

The most delicious actor in Harry Potter, and possibly the most attractive man on earth. He plays Cormac McLaggen, the Quidditch player with the hots for Hermione. In real life, he has a long term girlfriend and a degree in neuroscience. He's also an underwear model. Basically, he's hot.

Girl 1: Remember in Harry Potter when Freddie Stroma licked the ice cream off his fingers? That was so hot.
Girl 2: Oh my god I know, he's beautiful.

by freddielove July 17, 2009

Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009

Stomach Churner

Any person, object, action, or abstract thought that gives you the sensation of a churning stomach. Usually there is a bad aura associated with the stomach churner, making it nearly impossible to remain in the same room with them or it. If you cannot avoid being around this stomach churner, it may be uncomfortable to do anything whatsoever. A stomach churner can be a person who you simply cannot stand looking at, listening to, or being around.

1) Holy shit... who invited this stomach churner to the party? Kid smells like shit and he's been wearing that outfit since last week.

2) I can't be around this stomach churner anymore. He is talking so much nonsense about sports.

3) There's a bunch of stomach churners upstairs. I recommend fleeing the scene.

4) The Hills is a stomach churner. If I listen to one more bitch complain about daddy's money I'm going to kill a baby.

5) I can't take being around this chick anymore. She's clearly Stomach Churner of the Year.

6) Sam Cassell is a stomach churner.

by greggyv May 3, 2010

stomach sundae

when a woman chokes on a penis for an alonged amount of time and when the man pulls out she vomits on the penis

"my dick was so big she did a stomach sundae on me"

by chips_with_dip November 11, 2013