stroke leg

the end result of a minor stroke had by Bo, used as an excuse to not have to do minor work around the shop. believe also has resulted in a missing pinky toe.

Andy- "hey Bo, can you take out the trash?

Bo- "I would but my stroke leggggggg"

Andy- "its ok, ill have jerry do it"

Jerry- "what?"

Bo- "what you mean what i stole?"

Bo- "you gonna pay me for doin that? i aint had a raise in 10 years, chooey aint gonna pay me"

by big papah August 5, 2009

Stroke My Magnum

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.

Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)

by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009

Stroke my Bat 32

It when your friend vinny is an idiot and he falls for dumb things like this.

Stroke my bat 32 brsuh teeth twice a day.

by Roseboy August 9, 2021

top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.

The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.

by darcturus June 4, 2007

Tail Stroker

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.

Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?

by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

Stroke

The action of rubbing hardly a lubricated penis head with your hand in order to make the man cum.

When doing a stroke, if you handle the ball sack firmly with one hand and the penis head with another, the ejaculation will come faster and stronger

by Willhelmina Plowes July 14, 2018