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Stroking Bailey

When you masturbate while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" You sick fuck, you.
Ah, December 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. Time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.
by Murphy Nichols November 28, 2006
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Finger Stroking

When you and another (most likely someone you are in a relationship with) are holding hands, and you and him/her start stroking each others fingers in an intimate way.
Me and my girlfriend were at the movies and we were finger stroking the whole time
by iSittingDuck December 27, 2013
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sucker stroking

Reminicing over past relationships; missing a female/male partner. Usually always involves R&B music mostly older songs. Also the last step before drunk dialing.
Man Flip be over there listening to Mary J. and texting his ex straight sucker stroking.
by Flip906 December 20, 2013
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Starfish Stroking

The act of stroking one's anus in time to the beat of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.
"Wheres Jonny, I swear I saw him stroking his starfish in the pantry"
by Will Baxter May 15, 2003
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate
"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"
by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
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stroking an ego

The art of giving someone compliments until their ego inflates, ego gets larger
"Tracey's been stroking an ego again."

"Who was it?"
"Josh, we're going to have to put him down."
by Sub0x0one October 30, 2013
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