Stripper Vision

Verb: a stripper's ability to see in dimly lit areas, on the verge of seeing in the dark.

Watch out for that bitch's stripper vision.

by yinzer84 May 14, 2018

strippergram

A arrival (often times by surprise)of an exotic dancer provided by a close (yet of questionable judgment) friend for purposes of celebration, recognition, or as alternative form of payment for a favor.

Dude, my best friends wouldn’t take no payment for letting me crash on their motel last night, so imma bout to send them a high class strippergram!

by Jakeson A. July 6, 2022

dick strippers

Hands used to rub one off!

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!

by rick longg May 1, 2008

Mail Stripper

Evan Carnes

Evan likes to strip for postage stamps.
See him live, Stamps.com Mail Stripper

by Staphano13281 December 20, 2014

porcelain stripper

Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.

Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.

by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016

organic stripper

A prominiscous dancer who is locally grown and feeds off of only natural substances. They are humanly slutteted.

The organic stripper doesn't sleep after her night shows to make it to the farmers market early in the morning

by Reinscho March 5, 2017

Stripper Snack

Dollar bills of indeterminate denomination, though typically, a one ($1).

The term derives from the term "Scooby Snack"; from the children's television show "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" (1969 -present).

An underpinning of the show's storyline, the main character was often coerced into doing thing he was otherwise reticent to do with the offer of a food identified only as a "Scooby Snack"; if still reluctant, the character was offered more.

The term's implicit secondary association is stripper-to-dog; vulgar.

(Holding a dollar bill aloft and yelling) "Daddy needs a new lap-dance! Who needs a Stripper Snack?"

by soendsvalentine April 20, 2008