Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

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keep your head on straight

When everything around you is {dysfunctional}, make sure you keep your head on straight (i.e. normal).

Keep you head on straight in this abnormal} psychologically damaging office!
You know to keep your head on straight or as a normal person.

by Galerose September 21, 2017

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Deku Is Straight

A simple three words that can spark wars between the MHA fandom.

No Emma, your ship isn’t superior, you can ship Todoroki and Deku
But don’t think you can harass people and say it’s “ Canon”

Person 1 : I think Deku Is Straight

Person 2: kill yourself

by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021

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straight tiktok

straight tiktok is an insult used to make fun of boring content like people who dance to everything on tiktok or basically just maxdressler and joshrichards

when coming across a scary video on tiktok you might say “what in the straight tiktok is this?”

by pale_person June 24, 2020

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