Stuff White People Like

A blog (and book) written by fellow white person Christian Lander about things that white people (hipsters) enjoy. The blog discusses everything from expensive sandwiches to gentrification to the Toyota Prius.

Stuff White People Like is hilarious and true.

by WhySoCereal? August 17, 2008

don't sweat the small stuff

don't get annoyed by the litle things in life

Boozer: Yo man I just lost two bucks gambling

Me: Hey, don't sweat the small stuff man, it's only two dollars.

by d'fo March 24, 2004

black guy stuff

black guy stuff - anything and everything pretaining to actions of the black man.

bob: hey what you been up to?

chris: black guy stuff.

by reggie desdunes August 27, 2008

Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011

and stuff

When you run out of "intellegent" things to say, you add this to a sentence.

"Maybe we could take my Dad's car to the lake this weekend, and make out, and stuff."

by Ben December 11, 2003

Chestnut souffle

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.

"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."

by Mister Rection September 25, 2009

stuffin the duffel bag

when you fist fuck a girls pussy and ass at the same time.

she is all stretched out. i was stuffin the duffel bag last night.

by fayefaye9 April 27, 2009