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stooge factor

The phenomena that renders a television or movie program unwatchable for more than a few moments before the desire to change the channel or leave the theatre becomes irresistable due to the high levels of stupidity contained therein.

Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.

Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.

The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.

(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)

Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.

Basically, makes you want to get the hook.

"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
by Web Scribe January 9, 2009
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Spoonge

The exfoliating bath sponge that resembling a loofah.
"I use a spoonge in the shower every day."
by Pureandsweet November 19, 2021
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Stooner

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with weed, similar to Coomer but for weed.
“Bro im not addicted to weed, its completely harmless”
“You smoke weed 15 times a day the fuck you mean you’re not addicted”
“But i gotta rela-“
Shut the fuck up Stooner.”
by The Altiner August 15, 2023
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computer stooge

Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!
by rolisk August 4, 2007
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Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny
"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."
by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022
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Bond-Company Stooge

An employee of an insurer or bondsman who tags along on your adventures and is generally a buzz kill. Rarely does such a person ever stick their neck out for someone as they are only concerned with their employers profits.
"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that." - Steve Zissou
by Stew Knod February 15, 2022
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Stoolge

Someone who is a stooge AND a tool at the same time.
Tim: Wow she's so hot!
Marie: Tim you stoolge she's taken!
by Marie001 February 4, 2008
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