stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat

Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.

by xzybit April 25, 2007

stocking

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

sockington

An evil, mean spirited, and generally, huge asshole that lives in a basement.

That guy is almost as big of a bastard as sockington.

by Butticus Primateous June 16, 2003

rocking my stockings

as opposed to ROCKS MY SOCKS...its gone so mainstream i found an alternative. thank me later.

"OH SANTA OH SANTA, KEEP ROCKING THOSE STOCKINGS DADDY ROCK IT"

or in better terms..

"that is rocking my stockings"

or

.....

by helene* May 28, 2005

Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.

Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?

by Neezy M January 1, 2008

stocking

creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.

Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.

by schneider the writer October 15, 2008

stocking stuffer

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

by ergyu April 30, 2008