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snockered

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...
After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.
by SLU August 23, 2004
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Sour Pussy Shocker

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.
"Yo dude how is that Sour Pussy Shocker?"

"Way too salty bro."
by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 13, 2009
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Sticker Stomp

Sticker Stomp is the act of slapping somebody with a follow through open palm and following the impact of the slap is the stomp, generally using the foot or both feet.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
Steven: Did you hear about jayden?
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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sticker shock

A condition resulting from seeing the total price of a bunch of items and realizing the damage is much greater than you originally expected. May cause a person to have second thoughts about the purchase.
I wanted to book your mom for 7 days of her "services," but when I realized the total came to $21, I got major sticker shock and decided to bail out.
by Nicholas D June 17, 2006
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Step-sister-sticker

Step-sister-sticker

(noun)A young man who is boinkin’ his stepsister.

(verb) to pound your stepsister into the mattress.

(verb) to fill every orifice of a stepsister at every available occasion.
Damn, man, you seen Tony? He's lost over 50 pounds on his new step-sister-sticker diet.

“Dude, I’m beat. I pulled off a 4 hour stepsister-sticker with Jasmin last night.”

“Man, I’d like to ask her out, but that big bastard over there is her stepsister-sticker.
by boppa23 October 7, 2011
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Shocker Vulcan Style

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.
James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.
by Gormenghast June 11, 2006
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Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021
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