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corporate stiff

A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.
Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.
by Prophite January 26, 2009
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Stiff shit

Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.
Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!

Me: Well stiff shit.
by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006
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Stiffy by the Liffey

The Dublin Spire, a monument in Dublin, Ireland, which some see as a phallic symbol. The Liffey is a nearby river.
The government is going to build another useless monument like the Stiffy by the Liffey.
by Michael David Reisman January 20, 2009
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The Flying Stiffy

To have your woman spread out on the bed, then take a run across the room and jump naked, with your feet touching your ass and hands behind you on your ankles, all while sporting a hard on. Then land with full insertion.
Amanda was impressed last night when i ran across the room and landed The Flying Stiffy.
by duke dynomite January 14, 2009
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stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.
A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.
by FurrowedBrow June 27, 2010
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Strify

Fan Girl 1 :Dude Cinema Bizarre is the shiznit!
Fan Girl 2 :Yeah I know and Strify is soo hott...!!
by Jenni Bizarre August 19, 2008
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Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.
Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!
by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009
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