stify

A hard dick

Damn I gotta stify

by Egrgeh February 25, 2018

Gallatin School of Individualized Study

An awesome school inside NYU where people do whatever the fuck they want.

Hey Steve, what are you studying at the Gallatin School of Individualized Study?
Grand Romantic Gestures in 19th Century French Literature with an Emphasis on Homosexual Connotations and Relationships.

by rumtumtugger June 29, 2010

I'm trying to study

A phrase u say to ur mom on the phone when ur not actually studying. Usually followed by "take ur time" cuz u wanna play as much as possible before ur mom comes home. and then u do everything last minute so ur mom doesn't punish u.

Mom: Are you studying?
Daughter/Son: I'm trying to study
Mom: Great *ends call*
Daughter/Son: ok I have 2 more hours to enjoy and my last 1 hour will consist of actual studying

by snacksaver123 April 27, 2020

I need to study

A phrase someone says when they are in need of studying, but they never actually end up studying.

Me: Hey, mom. I can't do the dishes because I have a lot of homework, and I need to study.
Mom: Okay, sweety.
Me: *goes to room* Okay, I'm going to actually study now. Scratch that, I'm gonna go watch anime.

by chovy897 May 6, 2021

the not study game

an excuse that students use to procrastinate studying for a test. Gameplay involves doing anything and everything except opening a school book.

Friend: Aww this final is gonna be so hard!
Me: I have an idea. How about we play the not study game!
Friend: How do you play?
Me: *Throws friend's book aside* You're already playing! Let's play some Rock Band!
Friend: Sounds good to me!

by hi_im_Dominick December 16, 2009

study backlash

That headache you get after the exam when you suddenly stop cramming and your brain just melts to mush.

I had study backlash after cramming at the last minute for my sex ed test.
I got all the answers wrong anyway, making all that cramming a huge waste of time.

by morbidgolem November 7, 2007

studybot

1) one who studies with the endurance and focus of a robot.

2) Elizan Garcia

Steve: "Man, Shiela has been in the library for 3 straight days."

Carl: "She's a total studybot."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003