Steams

Steams is a game. Fun for all the family. 'Steams' was born in Coundon Court School in Coventry. Everyone who goes to Coundon Court has played this game. It's not just a game either, it's a test of strength, bravery and manliness. The game evolved over the years into what it is today.

The rules of the game are:

You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.

"Let's play Steams!"
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*

by Sky Blue Spoon November 7, 2010

Steam

A gaming platform made by Valve software that can auto update games and has a built in IM client (Friends). Despite having a very buggy release, it is now a solid system, although idiots who have nothing better to do still whine since it crashes on their spyware infested PC, or their warez copy of Half-Life no longer works.

Person A: Steam sucks! It never works!
Person B: Get rid of that 2GB of spyware then FFS!
Person A: OMG! Steam works now!
Person B: Duh...

by generic October 23, 2004

Steaming

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit in a warm bathroom

Craig: Damn! What's that smell?
Jon: Someone must be steaming

by jrose99 March 10, 2014

Steamed

Tired, worn out, exhausted, having a medical issue, how you feel after a fight you beat in. Can be used in sentence if you dont feel good or you are tired for example:

Yo I just got steamed! I feel mad steamed right now.

by jmsmilin September 27, 2020

Steam

Another word for vape or vaping

Hey bro you got a steam on you?

by Mr. MacLean the OG April 9, 2019

Steam

A video game launcher. Steam is owned by Valve and run by our true lord and savior Gaben. Steam is so great because Gaben blesses us with constant sales and the latest games on the market. Most games give you great quality for a good price, unlike some other launchers. (*cough cough* Origin *cough cough*)

"Hey, do you have a Steam account? If you do, that's cool. My username is GeoStrat."

by LilNep April 24, 2019

and then it steamed

The perfect ending to any story

Greg: Dinner was great, and then it steamed.

Benny: We were both running for the lavatory, and then it steamed.

by gooseway May 22, 2010