stoved up

Stiff or inflexible

"Mimi is all stoved up after riding in the car all day"

by Nancyism November 29, 2013

Stevedore

Literally "one who stuffs". Originally referred to longshoremen or cargo workers in the maritime industry since before the industrial revolution. Nowadays in common usage it describes someone who swears profusely or who garners a lot of poon tang.

The Stevedores unloaded the ship quickly and without incident.

Man, when Chris drinks he really has a mouth like a Stevedore

Geez, Jon disappeared three times with three different girls last night at the party, he's a real modern age stevedore!

by AmoebicMagician September 26, 2009

cale staver

a yetti that eats mens dick. a man beast outside but a but buttpirate inside.

hey thats cale staver hes a dick eating butt pirate.

by 455465465 March 30, 2009

Better Saved Than Sorry

A pretty lame pun some people say before saving a game almost neurotically.

John: You've already saved your game ten times in the last twenty minutes!
Jim: Better saved than sorry!

by Samm L. February 4, 2010

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

slavedom

A made up system of government where slaves are elected to lead the country. Kings are supposed to die in a hole at the bottom of the ocean because that is how it is. Middle class doesn't exist because it just doesn't. This kingdom raises a few questions but is without a doubt the smartest theoretical kingdom ever.

Bruh have you heard of slavedom?
Yeah bruh, its totally rad.

by CrazyGranny23 November 14, 2019