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Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.
Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018
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Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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Satsy

Good, beautiful, of good quality, etc. But is usually in reference to something or someone being sexually explicit or attractive.
by Maxwelllbabyfresh69 October 18, 2010
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Shatsy

A word spicer, used to enhance ones vocabulary during conversation, has a dual meaning one of either good pretenses or showing dislike.

Origin: Ghetto probably
Ex. 1. Man the bitch was shatsy, she probably had some sort of std!

2. (Guy 1) Dude i just got laid! (Guy 2) No way!?!
(Guy 1)And guess what,.... she made me a sandwich afterwards!!

(Guy2) Dude thats shasty!!
by shatsyswag February 21, 2011
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stasty

an adjective for someone who is dirty or gross and constantly in that state with no prospect for change
Anarchists, for the most part, are stasty.
by Jamestown! December 24, 2007
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dick stats

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!
HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he
by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008
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more stats

to be the best at doing something , or being succesful in whatever you do. slang started in the queens borough of New York by local hustlers called M.H.E .
YO son , im gettin paper in and screwin these broads. Im gettin more stats brother.
by Brandlo December 7, 2006
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