statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.

I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.

by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017

Statistics

Live from g-25 let’s go! Put lil timmy tim in youtube.

Statistics Yuh!
Statistics Yuh! Yuh!

by Blasthisiswhyihateflying April 14, 2020

satist

Satist: a person who says/does horrible and disturbing shit; a level above sociopath, and a level below psychopath

You're a satist if you'd step on a tiny puppy for only $13!

by Ronan Irwin July 18, 2016

statustician

A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.

That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!

by Astrapto June 9, 2011

statistacs

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers

Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".

by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019

check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 25, 2018

statustar

The combination of your status message and avatar on any IM network. A single word is necessary due to the growing commonality of making a political, social or comical statement using the combination of the two.

Your statustar cracks me up! -Correct
Your status message and avatar are very funny indeed. -Incorrect

by Scott Beeson March 3, 2008