straight fucked

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.

There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.

by bingcrosby July 9, 2009

Straight Gay Guy

A gay guy who acts straight; reverse metro-sexual

Matt's one of those straight gay guys. By the way he acts and dresses, you'd never guess he was gay.

by Gipples September 15, 2009

straight posted

To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)

Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!

by KingOfTurnUps January 7, 2014

Straight Chicken

A game played by straight or gay people that have no interest in performing sexual acts with one and other; it is designed to test the nerve of those involved. Usually played by two people, the aim of the game is to perform increasing intimate sexual acts until one party concedes because it has gone too far. The acts may begin at kissing and move from there.

This version of the game would be most suited to two friends of the opposite sex.

Similar to gay chicken

You reckon you have nerves of steel? You wanna play straight chicken?

by IntensiveCareBear June 13, 2016

Straight boy

A boy who cums too fast and walks too slow.

Gay boy: Ayy wanna blowie?
Straight boy: Naa bro I'm straight sorry mate... *walks away slowly*

by Jamie Heald March 28, 2015

straight shotacon

A sub-genre of shotacon hentai that depicts young boys (usually under 15 years old) paired with women (who are typically as young as the boy or older).

Many shotacon works have homosexual themes, so the term "straight shota(con)" is used to differentiate from that.

Negima! is an anime/manga series with straight shotacon themes.

by Raymoo November 1, 2007

Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009